That's a Mallowmar.

Caffeine. Books. Silver Ballet Flats.

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animalstalkinginallcaps: OH YEAH. GONNA CARPE THAT DIEM, Y’ALL. GONNA CARPE THE HELL OUT OF IT. GONNA JUST CARPE THAT DIEM UNTIL IT BEGS FOR ME TO STOP. YOU HEAR ME DIEM? YOU’RE GETTING CARPED SO HARD YOUR KIDS WILL HAVE BRUISES.  … UNLESS THERE ARE SOME FUNNY NEW YOUTUBES OR SNL GIFS OR WHATEVER. THEN I’LL PROBABLY JUST WATCH THOSE AND EAT PEANUT BUTTER TOAST UNTIL IT’S TIME TO GO TO WORK.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH YEAH. GONNA CARPE THAT DIEM, Y’ALL. GONNA CARPE THE HELL OUT OF IT. GONNA JUST CARPE THAT DIEM UNTIL IT BEGS FOR ME TO STOP.

YOU HEAR ME DIEM? YOU’RE GETTING CARPED SO HARD YOUR KIDS WILL HAVE BRUISES. 

… UNLESS THERE ARE SOME FUNNY NEW YOUTUBES OR SNL GIFS OR WHATEVER. THEN I’LL PROBABLY JUST WATCH THOSE AND EAT PEANUT BUTTER TOAST UNTIL IT’S TIME TO GO TO WORK.

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dealbreaker: You’re the Republican Congress At first, I thought we could overlook our differences—you, with your oil money and rugged individualism, and me with my tree-hugging tendencies and social programs. The thought of bipartisanship secretly turned me on and hey, you always offered to pay for dinner. Then came the day that the Republicans took Congress. I was as gracious as any liberal could be in such a situation, but you still insisted on drunkenly making fun of Obamacare and totally disregarded all the positive facets of the Communist Manifesto. I decided to give you the benefit of the doubt—everyone’s kind of a sore winner anyway. But then you voted against Planned Parenthood. And I decided that I could no longer have pre-marital intercourse with you if you wouldn’t let me go on birth control. I believe they call that domestic violence. VIVE LA REVOLUCION! Written by dowdyinsweatshirts

dealbreaker:

You’re the Republican Congress

At first, I thought we could overlook our differences—you, with your oil money and rugged individualism, and me with my tree-hugging tendencies and social programs. The thought of bipartisanship secretly turned me on and hey, you always offered to pay for dinner.

Then came the day that the Republicans took Congress. I was as gracious as any liberal could be in such a situation, but you still insisted on drunkenly making fun of Obamacare and totally disregarded all the positive facets of the Communist Manifesto. I decided to give you the benefit of the doubt—everyone’s kind of a sore winner anyway.

But then you voted against Planned Parenthood. And I decided that I could no longer have pre-marital intercourse with you if you wouldn’t let me go on birth control. I believe they call that domestic violence. VIVE LA REVOLUCION!

Written by dowdyinsweatshirts

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OMG

Allie Myers started following me. I found her tumblr post on Fresh Air. Then we met 10 hours later. Small world.

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Dear Tumblr

oatmeal:

If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you:

Please use it. 

Please oh please. 

-The Oatmeal

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If someone told me to write a book on morality, it would have a hundred pages and ninety-nine of them would be blank. On the last page I would write, “I recognize only one duty and that is to love.” And as far as everything else is concerned, I say no.
Albert Camus  (via notyourheart)

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